Now that’s entertainment.
That Windows XP development team must be the life and soul of any party…
(Yes, yes, I already tweeted this. Forgive me but i thought i’d save it here for posterity.)
Bing caught out.
Here’s an amusing entry over on Google’s blog, detailing how they’ve caught Microsoft’s Bing search engine copying their search results.
To be honest, it still surprises me to learn that some people use a search engine other than Google.
Hey Dell.
Hey, Dell, do you remember when it was only the back of the PC that was a nightmare tangle of wires?
It could be me. (Draw #48)
You’re all itching to know the outcome of draw number forty-eight, aren’t you? NO?! Oh, well that’s all i’ve got for you…
Numbers drawn: 05, 20, 25, 30, 36, 47 + bonus ball 15
My Numbers: 01, 05, 06, 20, 35, 42
No. of matching numbers: 2
Price of ticket: £1
Amount won: £0
Financial outcome: -£1
Another quid down the drain. Quelle surprise. 4 weeks of this shit experiement to go and i’m going to need a 4-matches ticket just to break even.
Lottery balance: -£48.00 // Not A Lottery balance: £48.10
Dear Google.
Dear Google, my husband and I have been married for 22 years. He is 47 and I am 44…
Yes, apparently enough people use Google as an agony aunt for these to appear as suggested searches. OH EM GEE, as you might say.