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The Kit-Kat Hand.

No time for dilly-dallying here, i’m just going to come out and say it… Wouldn’t it be cute if Nestlé stuck a thumb on the Kit-Kat? Who wouldn’t love to eat a Kit-Kat Hand™?

The Kit-Kat Hand™

Not bad, eh? But you’re thinking “Oh, it’ll never get made. Think of the special packaging required!” Yeah, well that’s easily overcome – package them in twos! The Kit-Kat Handshake™!

“Oh, but then that’ll be too much chocolate! Too many calories! Too much fat!” you say. Easily overcome i reply – You market it as a pack to be shared. Hell, the “handshake” thing even lends itself to that. So, healthy people can share a treat and fatties like me (who think nothing of eating two 4-finger Kit-Kats anyway) can scoff all 9 fingers to themselves. Win-Win.

The ball is in your court, Nestlé.

PS. Nestlé bods, if you do make this, how about sending a little reward my way? 1% of the profits on the Handshake™? Life-time supply of them? Something like that’d be awfully nice. Ta.